"Even though we are in different places, we are...
During MAMA's performance at music billboard...
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exokmplanet: DO and Sehun lost their wristband at least once during the dances Sehun kept on making mistakes on the dance. So did chanyeol. Once Sehun looked a little too close to Kai like he was going to fall on him. Sehun fell to his knees during one of the dance steps because the floor was slippery where…
Trying to decide a bias from EXO
Me: Who do I want to be my bias?
Kris: I caught your eye first, with my ridiculously god-like good looks and deep voice. You're totally in love with me.
Luhan: I'm menacingly adorable and cute. Look it up in the dictionary. My face will be there.
Chanyeol: You know you can't resist my deep, yummilicious voice and baby face. I'm exactly what you want.
Baekhyun: My voice is enough to drive you insane, and you love my adorable sexy towel CF stare.
Chen: Bitches PUH-LEEZ. My voice is the voice of all voices.
D.O: Oh yeah? My derpiness has all the charm, AND I have the voice. What now son.
Kai: Pffft. Who needs voice when you've got the moves. I'm a dancing machine. I can show you the world~~~
Lay: I have it all. The moves, the looks and the voice. I'm fabulous. You'd be crazy not to pick me.
Sehun: I come with Luhan. And I'm the maknae. You gotta love the maknae. Especially when I can be sexy, AND cute.
Tao: My intense stare and sexy kung-fu makes your heart pound, therefore, I demand to be the one.
Suho: I saw the way you giggled at me when you were watching the showcase. Admit it. I'm a cutie and you love me.
Xiumin: I know you want to squish my xiubao cheeks. If you choose me, I can let you squish them.
Me: Dammit.... DAMMIT ALL!!!!!! JUST GIVE ME ALL OF YOU!!!!
How I will deal with anons now:
Anon: Your blog sucks
Me: SHOOT ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS
SM for SNSD: OKAY GUYS we're gonna spend tons of cash on these girls and primp them up so nicely and maybe add some cool ass black rock that we zoom in on yeah that's good and make sure we get tons of rose petals and doves oh yes we will make this amazing with all the scenery and the lighting.
SM for TVXQ: I SEE FIRE EVERYWHERE YES GET FIRE ALL OVER YUNHO MAKE HIM HOTTER THAN HE ALREADY IS and make Changmin all bright n' shit because he's so tall he touches the goddamn sun alright and make sure to give them suits that are sorta crappy with a missing sleeve and capes because fuck you.
SM for EXO: These bitches are gonna be so pimped out holy fuck it's like a HISTORY lesson within the music video see what I did there? And make sure we get Xiumin and Kris scary as fuck near the end with writing all over their faces and make it Halloween up in this bitch. Make Kai look like a freak too and we'll make all these boys symbolic of astrological whatever shit and make sure we have a unicorn and a dragon up in those symbols now because that's some gangsta shit and also make it look like we're telling some sort of story to children like the Lion King or something because we're gonna market these boys so hard unborn children will be their fans.
SM for SuJu: Dim the lights and stick them in some suits. We'll do the same for the second dance filming and make sure Siwon keeps his shirt ON this time. Damn that boy likes getting naked I hope his wife or whatever will enjoy that.